he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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