Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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