I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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