Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
