somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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