I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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