i don't plan on having that self control this summer
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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