So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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