I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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