I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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