Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
We don't watch enough power rangers
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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