As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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