Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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