just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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