so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I just want nice things and good sex
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
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