Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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