oh god the rape fog is back!
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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