Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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