let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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