No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
