she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I pour the whiskey from now on
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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