i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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