Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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