i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I am puke
and you said cock pushups were impossible
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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