my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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