Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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