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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack

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(802): View more from Vermont

Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable

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(713): View more from Texas

Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me

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(201): View more from New Jersey

just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control

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(907): View more from Alaska

It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides

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(860): View more from Connecticut

NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW

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(970): View more from Colorado

Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?

(816): View more from Missouri

Regretting asking you what you were doing.

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(303): View more from Colorado

If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.

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