Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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