I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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