She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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