OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
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