He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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