Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
