So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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