Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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