Are we in a gay sports bar?
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
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