Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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