matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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