Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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