don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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