Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
