Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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