You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
no you cant smoke seaweed
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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