So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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