We won't sleep together?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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