I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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