I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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