Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
be right there i have to get my cape
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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