Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
It's official drugs can't kill me
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
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