she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
It's just like the Real World with babies
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Randomize
