Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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