well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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