You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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