drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Still dying that you shit outside
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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